ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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