So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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