So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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