I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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