that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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