kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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