He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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