i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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