Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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