He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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