dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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