So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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