Sry I called you an 8
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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