hotel room ftw
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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