i permit you to call me
Your tits are I can't wait for
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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