You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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