They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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