After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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