God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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