let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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