If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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