Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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