Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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