I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
