Dual....:-)
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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