I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
