i may or may not be watching the land before time
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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