I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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