Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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