Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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