There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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