im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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