I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Green mimosas i think yes
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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