Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
