your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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