dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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