why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
