I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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