Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I forget how to act sober
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