I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When are your genitals available?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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