i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
