I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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