I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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