Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
