He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Randomize
