dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I will pee on everything he values.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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