You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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