So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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