Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He felt like a one man threesome
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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