Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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