Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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