And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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