have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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