i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I would fuck him just for his dog
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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