Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize