yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize